Monday, April 04, 2005

I don't know what to say about this pic!? Posted by Hello
The street parade Posted by Hello
It's weird... but I HAD to do it! Posted by Hello

Kanamara Matsuri Festival.

Ok, now some things about Japan are different, some are strange and others just totally defy explanation... this event is one of the third variety.
My weekend started out like any other... shopping, housework, etc... then it struck me as a good idea to get some culture and visit a festival at a shrine... fairly reasonable, yeah? I thought so too... but the festival I attended is unlike anything I have ever seen before... because I lack the literary genious that is obviously required to describe such an event, I've stolen someone else's description... the photos are 100% my own though!

Spring is in the air, and perhaps the joys of the season in the Kanto region are nowhere more lusciously expressed than in Kawasaki Daishi, Kanagawa Prefecture, which is bracing itself for its annual phallic festival. Shinto offers more titillating tumescent thrills than most world religions, as the Kanamara Matsuri (Festival of the Steel Phallus) this year on April 2 and 3 proves. Sexually transmitted diseases spurred the popularization of phallic symbols in some of Japan's festivals dedicated to the male member, such as this one dating back to the Edo period (1603-1867). At that time, Kawasaki's "ladies of the night" prayed not only that business would be brisk, but for protection from syphilis. Come cherry blossom time, they gathered baskets of bamboo shoots and other sprouting delicacies, carried the shrine's phallic image in procession through the streets, and then sat down to a merry banquet on mats spread out on the courtyard of Kanamara Shrine. With the spread of syphilis now curbed, participants in the modern festival solicit donations for HIV/AIDS research. Today, the highlights of this saucy festival include transvestites parading through the town's streets carrying a mikoshi (portable shrine) with a humungous pink phallus on top. And, if that's not guaranteed to make you blush as deeply as the surrounding cherry blossoms, then the spectacle of grandmas and grandpas sucking on carnal candy and sweetmeat replicas of this stupendous phallus, is more than likely to. Other attractions include locals carving penises out of daikon (radish), children and young women sitting astride penis-shaped seesaws for good luck and fertility blessings, as well as a seated banquet in the compound of Kanamara Jinja (aka Wakamiya Hachiman-gu shrine) where the phallic radishes are auctioned. All are welcome to take part in the festival's parade and banquet, which includes dancing and karaoke singing. Many revelers, Japanese and foreigners alike, turn out in kimono, Edo period attire or drag for this two-day event of phallic fun which is also attended by many of the area's community leaders and civic dignitaries.
Snow, snow and more snow! Posted by Hello

Snowboarding at Hakuba

I had a fantastic week of snowboarding. There was heaps of snow still, most days the weather was perfect and there was almost nobody else on the ski slopes. How could I have not had a great time? Check out the snow!!